Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

If You Want Something, You've Gotta Ask For It...



Craig Rowin posted that on YouTube a couple of months ago. Too bad it wasn't your idea.

From HuffPo:

Two months ago, Brooklyn Comedian Craig Rowin made a YouTube video asking for $1 million. Not for any purpose, mind you, he just wanted a million dollars. Rowin now reports, in a new video, that he's found a man willing to pony up the cash to make his dream a reality.
Rowin got a call on his answering machine stating, "Hi Craig, Benjamin, I was hoping to catch you in person. I want to talk about how to make you a millionaire."
The funnyman admits that, at first, he was skeptical, but then he received a notarized letter from Benjamin's lawyer, notifying him that the proposition was legitimate.
"I'm overwhelmed right now," Rowin told the Daily News. "I'm trying to figure all this out right now."
Rowin will receive his check at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on Feb. 2.



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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Historic Symbols That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think.


From Cracked.com, whose smart-assed humor will teach you more about the world than, ahem, Glenn Beck ever will...

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

You Can Never Get Enough Larry: "Curb Your Enthusiam" To Return.


From Curb Your Enthusiasm's Facebook page (yup, it has one...):

This just in. Curb's coming back for an 8th season. Statement from Larry David himself: "After much soul searching - and by the way, it was nowhere to be found - I have decided to do another season of Curb. I look forward to the end of shooting, when I can once again resume the hunt for my elusive soul." Kudos to the fans who've stuck with Curb all these years.

This is great news for Larry David fans and much better than the usual Facebook item, which seems to revolve around Mafia Wars and Farmville invitations or your friends telling everyone how busy they are.

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Friday, November 27, 2009

The Alaskan Asshat Is Punk'd Again.



Oh, Canada!

At a recent stop on her "Going Rogue" book tour, Sarah Palin told Canadian comedian Mary Walsh that Canada should get rid of its public health care system.

Walsh is the co-creator and star of This Hour Has 22 Minutes -- a nightly news parody show in the same vein as The Daily Show -- and she arrived in character, as the conservative Marg Delahunty, to the Borders where Palin (the "Alaskan Aphrodite") was signing books.

"I just wanted to ask you if you have any words of encouragement for Canadian conservatives who have worked so hard to try to diminish the kind of socialized medicine we have up there." Walsh shouted to Palin as she approached the table.

Palin's handlers tried to help her by ushering Walsh out of the Borders, but Palin could not be deterred. When Palin left the signing, Walsh caught up with her in the parking lot, where Palin suggested that Canada should get rid of its public health care system. "Keep the faith" Palin said, "because common sense conservatism can be plugged in there in Canada too. In fact, Canada needs to reform its health care system and let the private sector take over some of what the government has absorbed."

Raw Story points out that it is unlikely this plan will go over well among Canadians -- even among conservatives.

A recent study found that 90 percent of Canadians support universal, single-payer health care. A poll taken last summer shows 82 percent of Canadians believe their health care system to be better than the US's, despite constant grumbling about waiting times for treatment of non-life-threatening conditions.
Elsewhere in AsshatLand:


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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

And On The Seventh Day God Ended His Work & Watched "Curb Your Enthusiasm."


(H/T: HuffPo.)

It appears that Bill Donohue must have worn out his blessed DVD copy of The Passion of the Christ. Now he's watching HBO.
I mentioned the uptight, humorless Catholic League scold here the other day, and it looks like he still hasn't found his funny bone.
Why's the King of Catholics fuming this time? Blame it on Larry David.
Yup, David's fictional wayward peeing on a Jesus painting during Sunday's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" has Donohue pissed off again:



The self-righteous comedy critic was not amused:
Mention Larry David in a word association game and "Seinfeld" rolls off the lips. That show, which David created, wrote and produced, was brilliant. "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is not. Indeed, last night's episode demonstrates that David's best years are behind him. He ought to quit while he's ahead.
At one point in the show, David goes to the bathroom in a Catholic home and splatters urine on a picture of Jesus; he doesn't clean it off. Then a Catholic woman goes to the bathroom, sees the picture and concludes that Jesus is crying. She then summons her equally stupid mother and the two of them fall to their knees in prayer. When David and Jerry Seinfeld (playing himself) are asked if they ever experienced a miracle, David answers, "every erection is a miracle." That's what passes for creativity these days.
Was Larry David always this crude? Would he think it comedic if someone urinated on a picture of his mother? This might be fun to watch, but since HBO only likes to dump on Catholics (it was just a couple of weeks ago that Sarah Silverman insulted Catholics on "Real Time with Bill Maher"), and David is Jewish, we'll never know.

Pulling out your ol' anti-Semite card again, eh, Bill?

Anyway, HBO felt compelled to respond to Donohue:"

Anyone who follows Curb Your Enthusiasm knows that the show is full of parody and satire. Larry David makes fun of everyone, most especially himself. The humor is always playful and certainly never malicious. "

Conversely, Bill Donohue is never playful and certainly always malicious.

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Monday, June 29, 2009

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Was The Popemobile In The Shop?

The Pope--self-proclaimed sex-expert that he is--is anti-condom, of course. I saw this on HuffPo this morning, and it looks like his imaginary friend ends up kicking some papal ass:  

Patrick Boivin is the guy who made the Iron Man Vs. Bruce Lee video, too.
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