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Sunday, March 6, 2011

Tales Of The Script (UPDATED: Limbaugh Denial Audio)



I saw this item on Keith Olbermann's new blog (FOK News Channel) and it seems to confirm what I've long wondered when trapped within earshot of right-wing talk radio: who the hell are these brainwashed zombies calling in to Oxy-addled or delusional or just plain dumb radio jocks? I mean, they can't all be for real, right?

From FOK News Channel:

The latest evidence to support a brilliant but heinous effort to forcibly swing public opinion via the use of phony advocates? A remarkable piece by a website on Jewish faith called The Tablet nonchalantly reveals that the same company that syndicates the shows of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity has also employed actors to call in to those shows and pretend to be real people with real opinions and real problems.

From Tabletmagcom:

Last year, a young man called in to a radio station with a problem. He’d recently attended a bachelor party, he said, and a friend of the groom-to-be, clueless of the unwritten etiquette of maledom, brought his girlfriend along, derailing what was supposed to be a weekend of gambling, girls, and general debauchery. The caller told his story with passion and verve, and then asked the station’s listeners for their advice on how to treat his clueless pal.

Or at least he would have, had this been a real conversation. The young man—who asked to remain nameless in order to protect his chances for future employment—was an actor, and the staged call an audition. A short while later, he received the following email: “Thank you for auditioning for Premiere On Call,” it said. “Your audition was great! We’d like to invite you to join our official roster of ‘ready-to-work’ actors.” The job, the email indicated, paid $40 an hour, with one hour guaranteed per day.

But what exactly was the work? The question popped up during the audition and was explained, the actor said, clearly and simply: If he passed the audition, he would be invited periodically to call in to various talk shows and recite various scenarios that made for interesting radio. He would never be identified as an actor, and his scenarios would never be identified as fabricated—which they always were.

“I was surprised that it seemed so open,” the actor told me in an interview. “There was really no pretense of covering it up.”

Curious, the actor did some snooping and learned that Premiere On Call was a service offered by Premiere Radio Networks, the largest syndication company in the United States and a subsidiary of Clear Channel Communications, the entertainment and advertising giant. Premiere syndicates some of the more sterling names in radio, including Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity. But a great radio show depends as much on great callers as it does on great hosts: Enter Premiere On Call.

“Premiere On Call is our new custom caller service,” read the service’s website, which disappeared as this story was being reported (for a cached version of the site click here). “We supply voice talent to take/make your on-air calls, improvise your scenes or deliver your scripts. Using our simple online booking tool, specify the kind of voice you need, and we’ll get your the right person fast. Unless you request it, you won’t hear that same voice again for at least two months, ensuring the authenticity of your programming for avid listeners.”

That last part--"ensuring the authenticity of your programming"--compliments of paid voice actors!

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

UPDATED: From HuffPo:

Limbaugh, though, took the article personally, even if he waited a long time to respond. On his radio show, he called Tablet a "radical, left-wing operation" and said that the implication of the article was "that this program is hiring actors to portray callers." This, he said repeatedly, was not true.

"If somebody had told me we were going to do this, I would put the kibosh on this," he said. "There is no way we're going to pay people to pretend to be callers here. Nothing on this program is scripted...I have never heard of this. Nothing is staged on this program, ever."


Premiere released a statement reading in part: "Premiere On Call is not utilized by any of Premiere’s nationally syndicated talent, including Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck."

Mmm hmmm...

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Census Nonsense From The Senseless.


I missed the circus freaks again this year, but this video is a reasonable facsimile.
BeltwayBlips: vote it up!
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Friday, May 29, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Glenn Beck Needs Help.

Yet another hysterical premise and more melodramatic tears from a clearly deranged Glenn Beck.
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Friday, March 13, 2009

Tri-BECK-Ta.

3 Beck posts in a row. I see cccrrraaazzyyy people.
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WWJD?


I mentioned Glenn Beck in the previous post, but that was before Hunter on Daily Kos alerted me to Beck's "We Surround Them--The Unveiling."

Really, I couldn't make this shit up. Glenn Beck is actively pitting neighbor against neighbor in his idea of an ideological steel-cage death match, I guess.
Check out this idiot's opening salvo:

Do you watch the direction that America is being taken in and feel powerless to stop it? 

Do you believe that your voice isn’t loud enough to be heard above the noise anymore? 

Do you read the headlines everyday and feel an empty pit in your stomach…as if you’re completely alone? 

If so, then you’ve fallen for the 
Wizard of Oz lie. While the voices you hear in the distance may sound intimidating, as if they surround us from all sides—the reality is very different. Once you pull the curtain away you realize that there are only a few people pressing the buttons, and their voices are weak. The truth is that they don’t surround us at all.

We surround them. 

So, how do we show America what’s really behind the curtain? Below are nine simple principles. If you believe in at least seven of them, then we have something in common. I urge you to read the instructions at the end for how to help make your voice heard.

I'm not going to put Glenn Beck's nine principles on my blog. I won't even list seven of them. You can click on the blue link above and read 'em for yourself.

Just don't drink anything at the same time or it'll squirt straight outta your nose. 

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Two Negatives Do Not Make A Positive.

They make another night of programming on FOX.

Click here for 1 minute and 45 seconds of FOX News-sponsored insanity.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Buddy Schtick.


Chuck Norris isn't only a really bad actor with a really bad hairpiece; he's also electroshock-level crazy. 

Buzzflash.com brought the latest bit of Chucked-up lunacy to my attention by way of an interview between Norris and the cement-headed Glenn Beck, FOX News's latest asshole.

In its piece, Buzzflash.com cited far-right website WorldNetDaily, which carried Norris's screed:

     On Glenn Beck's radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, "I may run for president of Texas."

     That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state...

     When I appeared on Glenn Beck's radio show, he told me that someone had asked him, "Do you really believe that there is going to be trouble in the future?" And he answered, "If this country starts to spiral out of control and Mexico melts down or whatever, if it really starts to spiral out of control, before America allows a country to become a totalitarian country (which it would have under I think the Republicans as well in this situation; they were taking us to the same place, just slower), Americans won't stand for it. There will be parts of the country that will rise up." Then Glenn asked me and his listening audience, "And where's that going to come from?" He answered his own question, "Texas, it's going to come from Texas. Do you agree with that Chuck?" I replied, "Oh yeah!" Definitely...

     I'm not saying that other states won't muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it. As most know, Texas was its own country before it joined the Union as its 28th state. From 1836 to 1846, Texas was its own Republic. Washington-on-the-Brazos (river) served as our Philadelphia, Pa. It was there, on March 2, 1836, where a band of patriots forged the Texas Declaration of Independence. (We just celebrated these dates last week.)...

     For those losing hope, and others wanting to rekindle the patriotic fires of early America, I encourage you to join Fox News' Glenn Beck, me and millions of people across the country in the live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday afternoon (March 13 at 5 p.m. ET, 4 p.m. CT and 2 p.m. PST). Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation. You can host or attend a viewing party by going to Glenn's website. My wife Gena and I will be hosting one from our Texas ranch, in which we've invited many family members, friends and law enforcement to join us. It's our way of saying "We're united, we're tired of the corruption, and we're not going to take it anymore!"

"Cell groups?"

Ah, yes! Chuck Norris and Glenn Beck, promoting Al Qaeda recruitment tactics and floating Texas secession scenarios. A paranoid Texas Ranger and a freaked-out Fox News dead-ender. Hand-in-hand, trotting straight off the edge of their flat earth.   

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