Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Buddy Schtick.


Chuck Norris isn't only a really bad actor with a really bad hairpiece; he's also electroshock-level crazy. 

Buzzflash.com brought the latest bit of Chucked-up lunacy to my attention by way of an interview between Norris and the cement-headed Glenn Beck, FOX News's latest asshole.

In its piece, Buzzflash.com cited far-right website WorldNetDaily, which carried Norris's screed:

     On Glenn Beck's radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, "I may run for president of Texas."

     That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state...

     When I appeared on Glenn Beck's radio show, he told me that someone had asked him, "Do you really believe that there is going to be trouble in the future?" And he answered, "If this country starts to spiral out of control and Mexico melts down or whatever, if it really starts to spiral out of control, before America allows a country to become a totalitarian country (which it would have under I think the Republicans as well in this situation; they were taking us to the same place, just slower), Americans won't stand for it. There will be parts of the country that will rise up." Then Glenn asked me and his listening audience, "And where's that going to come from?" He answered his own question, "Texas, it's going to come from Texas. Do you agree with that Chuck?" I replied, "Oh yeah!" Definitely...

     I'm not saying that other states won't muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it. As most know, Texas was its own country before it joined the Union as its 28th state. From 1836 to 1846, Texas was its own Republic. Washington-on-the-Brazos (river) served as our Philadelphia, Pa. It was there, on March 2, 1836, where a band of patriots forged the Texas Declaration of Independence. (We just celebrated these dates last week.)...

     For those losing hope, and others wanting to rekindle the patriotic fires of early America, I encourage you to join Fox News' Glenn Beck, me and millions of people across the country in the live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday afternoon (March 13 at 5 p.m. ET, 4 p.m. CT and 2 p.m. PST). Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation. You can host or attend a viewing party by going to Glenn's website. My wife Gena and I will be hosting one from our Texas ranch, in which we've invited many family members, friends and law enforcement to join us. It's our way of saying "We're united, we're tired of the corruption, and we're not going to take it anymore!"

"Cell groups?"

Ah, yes! Chuck Norris and Glenn Beck, promoting Al Qaeda recruitment tactics and floating Texas secession scenarios. A paranoid Texas Ranger and a freaked-out Fox News dead-ender. Hand-in-hand, trotting straight off the edge of their flat earth.   

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