WWJD?

I mentioned Glenn Beck in the previous post, but that was before Hunter on Daily Kos alerted me to Beck's "We Surround Them--The Unveiling."

Really, I couldn't make this shit up. Glenn Beck is actively pitting neighbor against neighbor in his idea of an ideological steel-cage death match, I guess.

Check out this idiot's opening salvo:

Do you watch the direction that America is being taken in and feel powerless to stop it? 

Do you believe that your voice isn’t loud enough to be heard above the noise anymore? 

Do you read the headlines everyday and feel an empty pit in your stomach…as if you’re completely alone? 

If so, then you’ve fallen for the Wizard of Oz lie. While the voices you hear in the distance may sound intimidating, as if they surround us from all sides—the reality is very different. Once you pull the curtain away you realize that there are only a few people pressing the buttons, and their voices are weak. The truth is that they don’t surround us at all.

We surround them. 

So, how do we show America what’s really behind the curtain? Below are nine simple principles. If you believe in at least seven of them, then we have something in common. I urge you to read the instructions at the end for how to help make your voice heard.

I'm not going to put Glenn Beck's nine principles on my blog. I won't even list seven of them. You can click on the blue link above and read 'em for yourself.

Just don't drink anything at the same time or it'll squirt straight outta your nose.