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Given Sean Hannity's full-throated support of James O'Keefe's heavily-edited and deceptive ACORN videos (although the Fox f#ckwad hasn't mentioned O'Keefe since his l'il buddy's Louisiana arrest), do you think he's rooting for Colbert's duPont-Columbia Award?

Young Conservatives Gone Wild!

Recent conservative hero James O'Keefe and some of his equally dopey buddies were arrested today for tampering with the telephone system of United States Senator Mary Landrieu. It'll be tough to pin this one on ACORN, but I'm sure someone will try.

Way to go, geniuses. But fear not, lads; Fox News always needs incompetent producers and felonious on-air "talent."

26% Of Americans Are Out Of Their Freakin' Minds.

Tom Tomorrow Exclusive: Avenging Agent Beck Vs. The Super-Secret Band Of Community Organizers Who Threaten Life As We Know It!

If They're Coming To Take You Away, What Can We Do To Make Sure You Never Come Back?

Take a deep breath, Congresswoman...