Everybody knows John McCain made a huge McStake in '08 when he picked a McIdiot for his running mate. Now the cranky contrarian is being challenged for his Senate seat by Tea Party touchhole J.D. Hayworth, so he's reached out to that same McStake to help save his ancient ass.So out trotted Sarah Palin, dressed like Elvis in '68, and she prattled on about something or other, John McCain hugged her in his vaguely creepy way, and the rabid righties ate it all up.
Meanwhile, RNC plans to exhume the bones of Ronald Reagan in time for the 2012 presidential campaign are busily being etched on the Mayan calendar, just in time for the end of the world.
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