"Joe Six-Pack" Reclaims His Identity.

From a mass e-mail quoting comments Sarah Palin made on plasma waste Hugh Hewitt's radio show, as reported by Newsweek:

"It's time that normal Joe Six-Pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency, and I think that that's kind of taken some people off guard, and they're out of sorts, and they're ticked off about it, but it's motivation for John McCain and I to work that much harder to make sure that our ticket is victorious, and we put government back on the side of the people of Joe Six-Pack like me, and we start doing those things that are expected of our government, and we get rid of corruption, and we commit to the reform that is not only desired, but is deserved by Americans." 

"Reform?"

McCain/Palin "reform?"

Well, I haven't finished my six-pack yet, but here are the bullet points lodged in my head:

Bailout.

Deficit.

Debtor nation.

Health care.

Education.

Growing unemployment.

Financial insecurity.

Iraq.

Afghanistan.

Pakistan.

Iran.

North Korea.

World standing.

Energy.

Global warming.

Crumbling infrastructure.

Bill of Rights.

Homeland Insecurity.

McCain/Palin.

"Joe Six-Pack?"

Are you &$#@!?^ nuts?

Not only wouldn't I drink a beer with either of you---I'd change stools if you sat next to me.

I'm "Joe Six-Pack", and I do not approve your message.