Things Republicans Hate (A Partial List)

Facebook is basically a useless time-sucker, but--alas--I still take a peek semi-regularly. You see a lot of useless shit on the Intertubes...

I saw this today from a "friend" I've never met; it's "Things Republicans Hate":

No. 61: Gun Control
No. 60: Jeopardy!
No. 59: Men Who Do Not Play Sports
No. 58: Animal Rights
No. 57: Political Correctness
No. 56: Frasier
No. 55: That T-Shirt
No. 54: Tofu
No. 53: Baristas
No. 52: Matisyahu
No. 51: The WNBA
No. 50: Fashion
No. 49: Ferrets
No. 48: Silicon Valley
No. 47: Scrabble
No. 46: Africa
No. 45: The Truth
No. 44: Bob Dylan
No. 43: Sasha and Malia Obama
No. 42: Tossed Salad
No. 41: Peace
No. 40: NPR
No. 39: Grey Poupon
No. 38: Al Gore
No. 37: Cyclists
No. 36: Change
No. 35: Recycling
No. 34: Hanukkah
No. 33: Soul Patches
No. 32: The Kindle
No. 31: The Metric System
No. 30: The Red Dot of Terror
No. 29: Archaeology
No. 28: Barney Frank
No. 27: Canada
No. 26: Advanced Degrees
No. 25: Abstract Art
No. 24: Philanthropy
No. 23: Elton John
No. 22: Critically Acclaimed Films
No. 21: Rachel Maddow
No. 20: Imported Beers
No. 19: Actual Black People
No. 18: Urban Outfitters
No. 17: Geography
No. 16: Unsuccessful Offshore Drilling
No. 15: Chopsticks
No. 14: Women with Small Breasts
No. 13: Arbor Day
No. 12: Pokemon
No. 11: Vegans
No. 10: Soccer
No. 9: Michael Moore
No. 8: Losing
No. 7: Outer Space
No. 6: Foreigners (Not Foreigner)
No. 5: British Humor
No. 4: Broadway
No. 3: Volvos
No. 2: Harry Potter
No. 1: Evolution

My own list is much shorter:

No. 2: Facebook

No. 1: Republicans