Showing posts with label letterman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label letterman. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Wasilla Snowbillies: So Is Bristol Palin Elly May Clampett?

...or is Todd Jethro?

Those thin-skinned Wasilla Snowbillies sure have learned how to milk the fake outages they create.
The Palins--a goddamn reality TV show if ever there was one--are shocked, shocked!--that David Letterman dared mention what was obviously meant to be their eldest daughter in a "knocked-up" joke the Palins claim targeted their 14-year old daughter instead. Letterman also poked fun at the Alaska governor's "slutty flight attendant" look.
These are the same people who pimped out their kids--and Bristol's then-boyfriend Levi--by trotting them around the country when Mommy wanted to be VP.
Now here's Todd Palin, responding to David Letterman's explanation regarding the joke about their nameless daughter:

"Nice attempt by Letterman to draw the heat away from himself; however, Willow was the only one at the Yankees game and the only Palin child included in the photo opportunities with the Giulianis, as was obvious. Regardless of which Palin daughter it was, Bristol, Willow or Piper, these sexually-perverted comments are outside the acceptance of mainstream America."

Yes, Todd, please tell us about "mainstream America." Is it the same America from which you once wanted to secede?
By the way--so far, anyway--Bristol is the only daughter of yours to get knocked-up, hence the "knocked-up" joke.
Dude, er, First Dude, aren't you late for drinks with Greta or something?

UPDATE: Politically impotent RNC Chairman Michael Steele--who will throw all types of shit at the wall in the hope that something will stick--threw some more today.

BeltwayBlips: vote it up!
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

"F*** It! We'll Do It Live!"


     I posted a great little Letterman bit earlier lampooning the right wing's obsession with Barack Obama's use of a Teleprompter.
     Web scumbag Matt Drudge--often the table setter for the mimics on the right--kicks off the latest Obama Teleprompter fixation, highlighting the "giant TV monitor" from tonight's press conference: 
     Next--via a screenshot from part-time Drudge editor Andrew Breitbart's TV venture--the idiots on FOX News waste valuable airtime on the mundane:    
     
     And the AP's Ron Fournier--who once signed off an e-mail exchange with Karl Rove by declaring, "(b)ecause I'm on your side"--joined the echo with this sneakily snarky piece of on-message copy. It was picked up by--yup--Breitbart TV and linked on Drudge. 

     Of course, Teleprompters are an everyday tool for public people in a wide variety of mediums; from lead singers in rock 'n roll bands to TV anchors to, yes, the President of the United States.
     In keeping with the right-wing's obsession with inanimate objects and as a public service to future media people everywhere on how not to use the device (and strangely never aired on FOXThe Source for All Your Teleprompter News!©), here once again is then-Inside Edition meathead Bill O'Reilly with an enraged, sociopathic abuse of proper prompter etiquette: 

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Help Stamp Out Illiteracy.

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Monday, March 2, 2009

Oh, That Crazy Dave!

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