Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Wasilla Snowbillies: So Is Bristol Palin Elly May Clampett?

...or is Todd Jethro?

Those thin-skinned Wasilla Snowbillies sure have learned how to milk the fake outages they create.
The Palins--a goddamn reality TV show if ever there was one--are shocked, shocked!--that David Letterman dared mention what was obviously meant to be their eldest daughter in a "knocked-up" joke the Palins claim targeted their 14-year old daughter instead. Letterman also poked fun at the Alaska governor's "slutty flight attendant" look.
These are the same people who pimped out their kids--and Bristol's then-boyfriend Levi--by trotting them around the country when Mommy wanted to be VP.
Now here's Todd Palin, responding to David Letterman's explanation regarding the joke about their nameless daughter:

"Nice attempt by Letterman to draw the heat away from himself; however, Willow was the only one at the Yankees game and the only Palin child included in the photo opportunities with the Giulianis, as was obvious. Regardless of which Palin daughter it was, Bristol, Willow or Piper, these sexually-perverted comments are outside the acceptance of mainstream America."

Yes, Todd, please tell us about "mainstream America." Is it the same America from which you once wanted to secede?
By the way--so far, anyway--Bristol is the only daughter of yours to get knocked-up, hence the "knocked-up" joke.
Dude, er, First Dude, aren't you late for drinks with Greta or something?

UPDATE: Politically impotent RNC Chairman Michael Steele--who will throw all types of shit at the wall in the hope that something will stick--threw some more today.

BeltwayBlips: vote it up!
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