Move Over, Sarah; There's A New Hero In Crazy Town, USA!

From NBC News' FirstRead:

The liberal Web site Talking Points Memo is reporting that conservative provocateur Andrew Breitbart -- who posted the very misleading excerpt of Shirley Sherrod's address to the NAACP -- is set to participate in an August fundraiser with RNC Chairman Michael Steele.
Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele has a party fundraising event coming up in August that is scheduled to feature a very special guest: Conservative media activist Andrew Breitbart, according to a copy of the invitation exclusively obtained by TPM.
The fundraising event, billed as an "Election Countdown," will take place from August 12-14 in Beverly Hills, California, and will also feature other politicians such as California Lt. Gov. Abel Maldonado, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, and Nevada Republican gubernatorial nominee Brian Sandoval. Steele and Breitbart are scheduled to co-headline a welcome reception on the first evening, August 12.

That's quite a line-up the GOP Confederacy is trotting out as co-headliners: an angry, race-baiting blogger and the imbecilic, bought-and-sold party chairman his own party despises. What's the warm-up act? An Amos 'n Andy tribute ?

Goebbels' Spawn.

You've heard about the gutless shenanigans emanating from the wretched right that resulted in the abhorrent treatment of former USDA official Shirley Sherrod. You know that the Obama White House, the NAACP, USDA Secretary Tom Vilsack and some--not all--of what's left of America's media were taken for a ride by Internet scumbag Andrew Breitbart. (If Breitbart is somehow unfamiliar to you, click here for more background on a schmuck.)

Breitbart, of course, is but one in a long (long) line of right-wing propagandists masquerading as truth-tellers. Too bad the Adults in Charge of Knowing Better don't.

Memo to Barack Obama: drop the bipartisan facade and fight the fuck back! And to the rest of you--the Cabinet Secretaries and civil rights organizations and actual newspeople: do your jobs and please--please--begin to actually be the Adults in Charge of Knowing Better...

James O'Keefe, Andrew Breitbart & Fox News: Context, Lies And Videotapes.

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The real story, courtesy of Rachel Maddow.

Daily Dope: Andrew Breitbart Melts Down At CPAC.

Salon has more on Breitbart's rage-aholic outbursts at CPAC here.

Everybody In The Whole Cell Block Was Dancin' To The Jailhouse Rock.

That's conservative hero and recent dirty tricks perp James O'Keefe with the epically stupid Glenn Beck a few months back, claiming with an idiot's bravado that a little time in the Crowbar Hotel didn't scare him.

I wonder if Jimmy will like his new bunkmate?

Andrew Breitbart: "So I Don't Even Understand Why I'm Here."

Well, Andrew, some of us have been asking ourselves that since you first darkened our doors...

I'm not much of a David Shuster fan, but former Drudge Report editor (and, ironically, Huffington Post developer) Andrew Breitbart is a whiny, angry, faux "newsman" who actually pays ACORN-obsessed dipshit James O'Keefe to make a fool out of them both.
Here, Breitbart and Shuster reenact--oh, I don't know--a bad Pee Wee Herman routine.
"I know you are, but what am I?"