Saturday, February 20, 2010

It Turns Out Ann Coulter Is Alive After All...

She may be yesterday's shrew, but the CPAC nimrods loved her.

On recently passed Sen. Ted Kennedy: "The fact that a Republican is in [his seat] must have him rolling in his grave probably spilling his drink."

On Bill Clinton's recent heart attack scare: "When the doctors asked him what his symptoms were he said it felt like two interns were sitting on his chest. He is fine now he just had to have a stem surgically inserted into his boxers."

On House Speaker Nancy Pelosi: "the botox is seeping into her brain now."

On MSNBC's Keith Olbermann: "[He's] a girl."

On town hall protesters: "CNN calls them teabaggers, which is the gayest thing I've ever heard on CNN other than Anderson Cooper."

On the president: "Since Obama was elected, ironically, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country."


BeltwayBlips: vote it up!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey give her some credit as she's probably right about Ted Kennedy. Cripes I hope there's booze after life.