You Mean President Obama Hasn't Saved The World In The First 6.84462696% Of His Presidency?

So it's been 100 days of the smartest guy in the room speaking in complete sentences. What a refreshing change! Now when I talk with friends from around the world, I don't have to apologize for having an idiot in the White House.

Plus, this revelation: we knew Republicans were into S&M, but who knew they were such teabaggers, too?  

From ABC News:

Barack Obama approaches the 100-day mark with rising economic hopes, the best job approval rating at this point in 20 years, the broadest personal popularity since Ronald Reagan and half of Americans now saying the country's headed in the right direction.

His problem: The other half don't.

For all he and his supporters have to celebrate, overcoming political divisions -- an Obama pledge -- is not among them. His 69 percent job approval rating in the latest ABC News/Washington Post poll is almost exactly the average for an elected president at 100 days in polls back to Dwight Eisenhower. But it belies a more modern partisan gap: Ninety-three percent of Democrats approve. Only 36 percent of Republicans agree.

There's a similar split in the sense that the nation's heading in the right direction. It's soared from 19 percent just before Obama's inauguration to 50 percent today -- a stunning advance to its highest in six years. But while right-track ratings have gained 50 points since January among Democrats, they're up by a far milder 9 points among Republicans.

Considering the track record of today's GOP, should any sane person care about what they think, anyway?

The rest is here.

And--of course--those nattering nabobs of negativism at FOX News hate the guy.

We must be on the right track: