As Media Matters points out, Gingrich has actually been divorced only twice (so far), but you get the picture.
Gingrich is about to become a brand-new Catholic, which causes a godless heathen like me to wonder what became of this hypocrite's first imaginary salvation.
Regardless, he's been an insufferable asshole his entire time in public life and his cynical morality should be taken with all the seriousness of a Bill Bennett lecture on the dangers of Texas Hold 'Em.
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Hard to believe but calling Newt an insufferable asshole might just be an insult to insufferable assholes all over the globe.
TBLMISBT
If the US government ever decided to torture me, an endless audio loop of Newt Gingrich's high-pitched whine just might cause me to give them all the bogus information they want.
Like most things, annulling a Catholic marriage merely takes a lame ass excuse, a pile of money, three hail marys and you are absolved. Born again to re-marry and save up for my next one.
Three Hail Mary's; one each for his first two divorces and one on-deck.
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