Two Heads Are Dumber Than One.

   From ABC:

   ABCNews’ Mary Bruce Reports: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is actively courting the vice presidential nomination, Republican strategist Dan Senor said.

   “Condi Rice has been actively, actually in recent weeks, campaigning for this,” Senor said this morning on “This Week with George Stephanopoulos.”

   According to Senor, Rice has been cozying up to the Republican elite.

“There's this ritual in Washington: The Americans for Tax Reform, which is headed by Grover Norquist, he holds a weekly meeting of conservative leaders -- about 100, 150 people, sort of inside, chattering, class types,” Senor said. “They all typically get briefings from political conservative leaders. Ten days ago, they had an interesting visit -- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice -- the first time a secretary of state has visited the Wednesday meeting.”

   Senor explained that Rice’s history in public office would make her a prime candidate, especially in light of presumptive Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain’s emphasis on experience throughout his campaign.

   The Secretary of State is meeting with Grover F******* Norquist? 

   Those wacky Stanford Provosts!

   So, Iraq? We're cool? And you have time to meet with Grover F****** Norquist?

   In a related development, John McCain was said to be feverishly phoning Bill O'Reilly, in an attempt to better understand African-American dining etiquette. 

   Earlier, Ms. Rice was reportedly home alone, perhaps rightfully haunted by the knowledge that she will forever be entwined with the Bush Administration's abject failures.

   She was heard cracking her knuckles before practicing Mozart's Piano Concerto in D.

   It's rumored that she, too, placed a call to O'Reilly in an attempt to also better understand African-American dining etiquette.   

   McCain thanked O'Reilly for his poison council, then met his old friend Don Imus for soul food, race-baiting tips, and cigars.

   Saddened by her solo concerto, Ms. Rice was reported to have been on the phone with Barbara Bush, listening to the bejeweled, mannish former First Lady explain to her "how lucky our L'il Condi" has turned out to be. Mrs. Bush suggested brunch at the Superdome; Ms. Rice then apparently placed a call to Mr. Norquist and Ben Bernanke, consulting on how to best expense Dom Perignon, Oil of Olay, and Mother of Pearl. 

   This is your country.