Wednesday, March 12, 2008

This just in from FAUX News...

FAUX News wanna-be host Sham Viu...

Psychic to the wanna-be stars and wanna-be FAUX News host Sham Viu had this to say earlier today, regarding the controversy surrounding presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's astrological sign:
"If Hillary was a Gemini, she would not be in this position. And if she was man (of any sign), she would not be in this position. She happens to very lucky to be who she is. And the country is caught up in the concept."
Clinton, a Scorpio-American, has been accused of injecting astrological overtones into an increasingly nasty presidential campaign.
***Sham Viu is an internationally-known psychic and reprobate, currently out on bail. He wants to have a show which is seen immediately following Red Eye, which is still--miraculously--airing on all FAUX News channels*** 

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