More From Slate.com: Liza Minelli's Infomercial Of WTF.

I came across this. I was bored. I clicked on it. Liza is deeeeep....ly fuc#ed up!
An actual quote from a Home Shopping Network caller, fawning over her buzzed-up heroine:

"You came from so much diversity and you've overcome it."
And that's why you pay for cable and an Internet connection.

If You Can't Stand The Heat, Stay In Alaska.

From ABC News, yet further evidence that the ever-aggrieved Sarah Palin lives in a universe of her own wacky design:

Palin said there is a difference between the White House and what she has experienced in Alaska. If she were in the White House the "department of law" would protect her from baseless ethical allegations.

"I think on a national level your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out," she said.

As any high school civics student could tell you, there is no "Department of Law" at the White House.

D'oh!