The Continuing Misadventures Of Sarah Baraquitter.

Sarah Palin--who quit her job as governor--couldn't finish the job of signing her book for fans in Noblesville, Indiana, either. The Alaskan asshat was booed and jeered by her own disciples Thursday night and sped off in her campaign-style bus after failing to sign her book of fictional revenge for some rain-drenched, Hoosier book-buyers.

Poor l'il Sarah; who's she going to blame for her own poor manners?

She's keeping comedy writers employed, though:

I Wonder Why She Didn't Thank Katie...

H/T to HuffPo for pointing out Sarah Palin's shot-out to her faves in the teabag media:

To some media professionals whom I admire because you don't let anyone tell you to sit down and shut up, please keep making the idiots' heads spin. Thanks for not taking our Freedom of the Press for granted, you bold and patriotic, fair and balanced media folks. Keep calling it like you see it: Amanda, Andrew, Ann, Bill(s), Bob, Cal, Dennis, Dick, Eddie, Fred, Glenn, Greta, Hugh, Joey, John, Jonah, Larry, Laura, Lou, Mark, Mary, Michael, Michelle, R.A.M., Rich, Rush, S.E., Sean, Tammy, Walter.... And there are more. I join you in standing up for what is right. Remember that as your voice is heard and your spine is stiffened, the spines of others are stiffened, too.

All that stiffened spine talk is rich, coming from the Alaskan asshat who walked out on her own governorship.

Just Another Cancelled Sitcom.

H/T to Alaska blog themudflats.net

"I'm Not A Quitter, I'm a Fighter, So--I Quit!"

Pallin' Around With A Quitter.

If you haven't watched this numbskull's "Ja'i Stoppé!" speech, you are missing some damn fine future SNL material. Passive-aggressive hostility, media-phobia, black-window paranoia, narcissistic martyrdom--it's all there and it's "must-see, ALL ABOUT ME!"

She seems stressed out. Maybe a hike along the Appalachian Trail or a trip to Buenos Aires would help her sort things out.

I mean, look what it did for Mark Sanford.