Pssst. Wanna see a crazy lady naked?
Michele Bachmann won't go through the full-body scanners at airports anymore, she said, because she's concerned that "naked pictures" of herself will wind up on the Internet.
It wasn't a response to a question I or another reporter asked, rather airport security was on the mind of one Iowan at a coffee shop in Des Moines, as Bachmann began her first swing through her home state as a presidential aspirant.
"Thank you for asking that question," Bachmann concluded. "It's one on everybody's mind."
Well, I suppose someone, somewhere is trying to make a buck with a deranged MILF fetish site.
(Free market, y'know.)