Here's The Least We Could Do

From ABC News:

"I'm looking at the lay of the land now, and ... trying to figure that out, if it's a good thing for the country, for the discourse, for my family, if it's a good thing," (Sarah) Palin said in an interview scheduled to air in full Dec. 9 on ABC as part of (Barbara) Walters' "10 Most Fascinating People" of 2010.
Asked Walters: "If you ran for president, could you beat Barack Obama?"
"I believe so," Palin said.

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