It's Not That The Democrats Are Playing Checkers And The Republicans Are Playing Chess...

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...it's that Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because, once again, they glued their balls to their thighs.

(BTW, Mr. President: bipartisanship is so 2008...)