Mark's Man.

In news from around the world of sports, baseball's first blind manager claimed to be among the only people on Earth unaware that Mark McGwire was juicing.

From ESPN:

In an interview with ESPN's "Baseball Tonight," (Cards manager Tony) La Russa said he didn't know McGwire had used steroids until the slugger admitted using performance-enhancing drugs in the phone call to the manager earlier Monday.

"He found out this morning," McGwire told (Bob) Costas of La Russa. "He's like talking to my dad. I've let a lot of people down."

In other news, Jose Canesco was last seen on his iPhone, laughing hysterically while pitching a sequel to his book publisher.