Sunday, December 27, 2009

Walk A Mile In My Shoes.

I don't know who you are or where you were coming from at about 12:30 this afternoon, but you almost ran me over on Catalina and Avenue I.
Remember me, asshole? I was in the middle of the crosswalk, and you didn't even slow down.
I'm pretty easy to get along with, but I don't think I'm out of bounds to wish you a hellbound, hassle-filled holiday season and a perpetually fucked-up 2010.

BeltwayBlips: vote it up!
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4 comments:

Dan & Margaret said...

Did it look like Beck?

JohnnyRussia said...

He looked like an entitled dipshit in hopped-up pick-up truck.

Dan & Margaret said...

Oh! Then he looked more like O'Reilly!

JohnnyRussia said...

He actually had a Hannity-like quality to him--smug, entitled, indifferent and dangerous.