Memo To ABC: How Many More Times Will You Tell Us That Kobe Bryant Is "Brilliant?"

ABC's coverage of the NBA Finals is shaping up to be one long Kobe reality show (What? No D.J. Mbenga subplot?) The only things missing are that gauzy camera filter they use for the Barbara Walters specials and harp music.  

The Lakers killed the Magic in Game One. Hocus f#$%@&' pocus.

Game Two is Sunday. Cue the harps...