Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Teabagging Logic.



     Silly, dipshit teabagger Michelle Malkin--a frequent target here simply because she's full-tilt crazy--posted an enraged piece last night on a Department of Homeland Security report warning of domestic right-wing terrorism. I thought that I could hear her shrieks and maniacal keyboard pounding even though we live in different states, but it tuned out that was just a feral cat and a raccoon brawling in the crawl-space under my building. 

     David Neiwert at Crooks and Liars read her banshee rantings, too:   

      My my my. The right, led by Michelle Malkin, is up in arms over the Department of Homeland Security's internal intelligence report on right-wing extremism and its post-Obama resurgence.

      Malkin's headline wails:

"The Obama DHS Hit Job on Conservatives Is Real"

      So, I have a question for Malkin: Are you saying that mainstream conservatives are now right-wing extremists?

      Because, you know, the report -- which in fact is perfectly accurate in every jot and tittle -- couldn't be more clear. It carefully delineates that the subject of its report is "rightwing extremists," "domestic rightwing terrorist and extremist groups," "terrorist groups or lone wolf extremists capable of carrying out violent attacks," "white supremacists," and similar very real threats described in similar language.

      Nothing about conservatives. The word never appears in the report.

      Because, you know, we always thought there was a difference between right-wing extremists and mainstream conservatives too. My new book, The Eliminationists: How Hate Talk Radicalized the American Right, does explain that the distance between them has in fact shrunk considerably, thanks to the help of people like Malkin.

      And now she's evidently intent on shrinking it further:

By contrast, the piece of crap report issued on April 7 is a sweeping indictment of conservatives. And the intent is clear. As the two spokespeople I talked with on the phone today made clear: They both pinpointed the recent “economic downturn” and the “general state of the economy” for stoking “rightwing extremism.” One of the spokespeople said he was told that the report has been in the works for a year. My b.s. detector went off the chart, and yours will, too, if you read through the entire report — which asserts with no evidence that an unquantified “resurgence in rightwing extremist recruitment and radicalizations activity” is due to home foreclosures, job losses, and…the historical presidential election.

      Well, Michelle, it's an "indictment of conservatives" if you say so. The report itself, in fact, is all about accurately identifying very real looming threats. And, while it's obvious Malkin hasn't been paying attention, there in fact is considerable data coming over the transom to indicate that there's real problem looming with the far right.

      Don't forget: Before he'd even been sworn into office, we had skinheads (photo above) being arrested for plotting Obama's assassination.  

      Malkin has also been the paranoid head cheerleader for this week's idiotic tea party protests and will be her eye-rolling, hyperventilating self--LIVE!--from Sacramento with FOX News tool Neil Cavuto on Wednesday. 

      Jeez, sorry I'll be missing that, but I'm sure I'll have something better to do.
     How could I not?
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