Monday, March 23, 2009

Hit The Showers.


     Sanctimonious, self-righteous, self-promoting, washed-up gasbag Curt Schilling of the Boston Red Sox has announced his retirement. 
     The Red Sox locker room was rumored to have been immediately infused with a breath of fresh air. 


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Curt had played for the Yankees, never worn a Red Sox or not embrassed the Yankees in one of the greatest world series pitchng perfomances of all time uniform you'd be wetting your pillow for nights on end and telling us what great human being he was. Please.

"Sanctimonious, self-righteous, self-promoting, washed-up gasbag" christ I though you talking about your blog.

JohnnyRussia said...

Roger Clemens had success in pinstripes and I think he's an asshole, too.
The difference is that Clemens knew he was an asshole and it didn't bother him one bit.
Saint Schilling is a dead-armed, holier-than-thou Jesus Freak who happened to last play for the Red Sox.
You seem to think you know my rationale for despising this phony bastard. Newsflash: I didn't like the fucker when he played for the Phillies or D'Backs, either.
BTW: it's not 2004 anymore.