1. Suppose your 14-year-old daughter Willow is brutally raped in her bedroom by an intruder. She becomes pregnant and wants an abortion. Could you tell the parents of America why you think your child and their children should be forced by law to have their rapists' babies?
2. You say you don't believe global warming is man-made. Could you tell us what scientists you've spoken with or read who have led you to that conclusion? What do you think the 2,500 scientists of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change are getting wrong?
3. If you didn't try to fire Wasilla librarian Mary Ellen Baker over her refusal to consider censoring books, why did you try to fire her?
4. What is the European Union, and how does it function?
5. Forty-seven million Americans lack health insurance. John Goodman, who has advised McCain on healthcare, has proposed redefining them as covered because, he says, anyone can get care at an ER. Do you agree with him?
6. What is the function of the Federal Reserve?
7. Cindy and John McCain say you have experience in foreign affairs because Alaska is next to Russia. When did you last speak with Prime Minister Putin, and what did you talk about?
8. Approximately how old is the earth? Five thousand years? 10,000? 5 billion?
9. You are a big fan of President Bush, so why didn't you mention him even once in your convention speech?
10. McCain says cutting earmarks and waste will make up for revenues lost by making the tax cuts permanent. Experts say that won't wash. Balancing the Bush tax cuts plus new ones proposed by McCain would most likely mean cutting Medicare, Medicaid or Social Security. Which would you cut?
11. You're suing the federal government to have polar bears removed from the endangered species list, even as Alaska's northern coastal ice is melting and falling into the sea. Can you explain the science behind your decision?
12. You've suggested that God approves of the Iraq War and the Alaska pipeline. How do you know?
Will ABC News ask her questions like these this week, or will their interview be a photo-op about lipstick and pigs?
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Sarah Palin's responses...
1. The law is the law.
2. Ben Stein. They are not Ben Stein.
3. Hey Alaska is an "at will employer" state, don't need a reason.
4. Hello! It functions by unifying Europe.
5. I think if the guy played the part of a man who made love to Rosanne Barr on her TV show, he's got to know a lot about the availability of healthcare.
6. Hello again. To keep some federal in reserve in case we run out and need more.
7. I forget the exact date but we talk a lot and we talked about having our pictures taken in outdoor locations. Him with his shirt off near a cool mountain stream and me with a caribou I had shot while it died a slow agonizing death.
8. It doesn't matter how old the earth is the important thing is that the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom is lipstick.
9. Because there aren't words which adequately describe my love for him. Duh!
10. Which one? Try all three.
11. Well for years I have been dying to have a photograph taken of me lying nude on a bear skin rug in front of a roaring fire. I just love the old school nudes. So classy. Anywho, have ya ever priced a polar bear skin rug these days. Well I have and let me tell ya I did the math and it's just cheaper to have the damn things taken off the endangered list and shoot one yourself. Good question thought, thanks.
12. Well think about it smart ass. What is God spelled backwards? That's right dog. And what's a pit bull? Hello, it's a dog. Only it's a dog without lipstick and dog with lipstick is a hockey mom. I am a hockey mom. Think about it Einstein.
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