Princess Of Righteous Indignation.

     It's been overcast the past couple of days, so I've spent more time than usual indoors, which means more time blogging.

     Today, I'm particularly bored, so I'll waste a few minutes on Michelle Malkin.

     I love it when this fringe scold's eyes bulge and roll, nostrils flaring, her righteous indignation aflame!   

     As I wrote in an earlier post, right-wingers are only funny when they aren't trying to be.

     And Malkin is a side-splitter!

     It seems secretive Hockey Mom Sarah Palin and her raw meat-eating Snow King husband Todd's e-mail accounts were hacked. Gawker got their hands on some screen shots, and posted 'em.

     I'm not sure if these were the private e-mail accounts our Alaskan Nixons used to conduct official government business or not, but Malkin is outraged!  

     (Her most "adorable" trait, isn't it?)

     Sing it, sister:

     Where are the privacy absolutists now?

     You think Palin Derangement Syndrome is bad now? These by-any-means-necessary lunatics are just warming up.

     MM thinks Gawker is evil--perhaps Sarah could lay her hands on the webmaster?--and her furious little fingers flew across her keyboard today, giving them the what's what. 

     She concluded one screed with a steel-cage death-match shout-out:

     "Bastards. Bastards all."

     Oooooo....

     Malkin's panties were in a tsk-tsk twist about Gawker in '06, too:

     There is a time to be tolerant and there is a time to draw lines. If you don’t draw those lines, bullies will be emboldened. The smug Gawker smear machine is all about pushing those boundaries with the expectation that no one will push back. They project their own cynicism, recklessness with facts, intellectual laziness, and bad faith on everyone else.

     But outside of Manhattan and Los Angeles, not all of us think blogging is a for-profit enterprise founded solely to tear people down with gossip, rumor-mongering, and damaging lies disguised as “satire.” Funny how some of the loudest voices decrying the lack of civility in the blogosphere are the biggest promoters of the bottom-feeders and debasers at Gawker Media.

     Well, us "coastals" are satirical elitists. 

     Just 'cause we ain't clingin' to no guns 'n religion don't mean we ain't 'mericans! 

     But, Michelle: is your memory as bad as McPalin's? Do you remember this?:

     From Gawker:

     Back in 2006 Michelle Malkin posted the phone numbers of some college kids planning to protest Ann Coulter. The kids—who were neither running for office nor inserted at the last minute to the great buffet table of family values on display at the nationally televised Republican National Convention—received death threats! Malkin refused to take those phone numbers down! When they complained, Malkin reposted their numbers!

     Ha! Also, of course, Malkin thinks we should've kept all the Japanese-Americans in WWII locked up in internment camps forever and ever, but hey. Outrage-off! Cesspool Blog! Bastards all!!!

     Michelle Malkin is an utter waste of time, but she is the funniest little fringe freak in the blogosphere.

     But I have a sick sense of humor.