Meow!

From CNN's "Political Ticker":

Cindy McCain, wife of Republican presidential nominee John McCain, criticized the media at a weekend fundraiser, telling supporters that the hosts of The View “picked our bones clean.”

Jeez, Cindy, that must have been painful.

Vicodin?

Oops. 

Sorry.

Mrs. McBush went on to say:

"In spite of what you see...in the newspapers, and on shows like The View...in spite of what you see, that's not what the American people are saying and what they are believing," said McCain, in a recording obtained by ABC News. "They are now seeing a clear difference with these candidates, and they are seeing who is going to make the best president, and that's why we're pulling ahead."

No, Cindy. 

The bump in the polls has been caused by the culture war ground game declared by your husband, who installed Private Third-Class Sarah Palin to ignite the GOP's evangelical and yahoo bases.

Seven weeks until Election Day, and you're having a cat fight.

You are right about one thing, Cindy.

There is a "clear difference" between your husband and Barack Obama.

One has attempted to thoughtfully lay out a sober, forward-thinking plan for America while building a modern, pro-active grassroots campaign from scratch (executive-like!) and trying to travel the high road.

And one is embracing the past, hiring a Karl Rove clone, rolling around in the ditch with assorted liars with tales of lip-sticked pigs, and wallowing in his own shit.  

You do know who's who, right, Cindy?

Are you sure you don't want that Vicodin?