"My Friends..."

It's official: the Straight Talk Express was totaled and there were no survivors.

From a Time magazine interview with John "DoubleTalk" McBush III:

McCain at first seemed happy enough to do the interview. But his mood quickly soured. The McCain on display in the 24-minute interview was prickly, at times abrasive, and determined not to stray off message....

There's a theme that recurs in your books and your speeches, both about putting country first but also about honor. I wonder if you could define honor for us?

Read it in my books.

I've read your books.

No, I'm not going to define it.

But honor in politics?

I defined it in five books. Read my books....

In 2000, after the primaries, you went back to South Carolina to talk about what you felt was a mistake you had made on the Confederate flag. Is there anything so far about this campaign that you wish you could take back or you might revisit when it's over?

(Does not answer.)

Do I know you? (Says with a laugh.) 

(Long pause.) I'm very happy with the way our campaign has been conducted, and I am very pleased and humbled to have the nomination of the Republican Party....

A lot of people know about your service from your books, but most people don't know that you have two sons currently in the military. Can you describe what it means to have Jack and Jimmy in uniform?

We don't discuss our sons. 

My, those straight-talkers sure are a surly bunch, aren't they?