"I Don't Mean To Be A Diva, But Some Days You Wake Up & You're Barbra Streisand."

Or Brett Favre.

Or Cher...

Thanks to Courtney Love for the quote.

And thanks to Rick Reilly for his "diva" piece on ESPN.

*Postcript: Cher never won a Super Bowl.

*Courtney Love has been on the DL more times than Brett Favre.