Who Wants Yesterday's Papers?

This snippet is from the U.K.'s Telegraph:

A senior Democrat who worked for Mr. Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr. Obama could "kiss my ass" in return for his support.

If this is true--and we'll probably never really know--Bill Clinton really is the white-trash piece of shit of his detractor's fever dreams.

Hillary is the only Clinton that matters in America's electoral politics anymore, anyway. 

Bill's done good deeds in his post-presidency; his work on worldwide AIDS drugs availability and tsunami relief efforts are admirable.

But when he reverts to his inherent petulant narcissism, he wins no new friends, and alienates fence-sitting allies.

He becomes "Bubba"; small and petty, and a sad, too-public example of an unchecked, feral ego.

And Barack Obama should call him tonight and tell him:

"Kiss my ass".