"Smells Like Bull$#*@ To Me".

I meant to mention this moron's latest opus a few days ago. However, I decided to scratch my ass instead.

(Thanks to MSNBC's Countdown for refreshing my priorities.)

From Newsweek:

"A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity".

	That’s the name of Bill O’Reilly’s new book. We wanted to help. Some alternative titles: A) ‘A Big Steaming Lump of Male Vanity’ B) ‘A Deep Barking Voice of Inanity’ C) ‘A Large Bag of Gas Who’s No Hannity’
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