The Apocalypse Is Not "NOW"; You'll Have To Wait Until 2012.

From UPI:

     Thousands of people in the Netherlands say they expect the world to end in 2012, and many say they are taking precautions to prepare for the apocalypse.

     The Dutch-language de Volkskrant newspaper said it spoke to thousands of believers in the impending end of civilization, and while theories on the supposed catastrophe varied, most tied the 2012 date to the end of the Mayan calendar, Radio Netherlands reported Monday.

     De Volkskrant said many of those interviewed are stocking up on emergency supplies, including life rafts and other equipment.

     Some who spoke to the newspaper were optimistic about the end of civilization.

     "You know, maybe it's really not that bad that the Netherlands will be destroyed," Petra Faile said. "I don't like it here anymore. Take immigration, for example. They keep letting people in. And then we have to build more houses, which makes the Netherlands even heavier. The country will sink even lower, which will make the flooding worse."

     So Petra's superstitions mirror Pat Robertson's and Lou Dobbs is her intellectual doppelganger.

     Who slipped the brown acid into the space cakes at those Amsterdam coffee shops, anyway?