"Dick Cheney's Line Of Fire"

Fear is a common theme,

It's a neocon's fever dream.

Bound and tortured by his ire,

I fell into Dick Cheney's line of fire...

I fell into Dick Cheney's line of fire,

I went down, down, down

'Cause I called him a liar.

But it's true, true, true--

Dick Cheney's line of fire,

Dick Cheney's line of fire.

The smell of buckshot is foul,

When it hits you in the ass, you'll really howl.

I fell for it and started to bleed,

The VP really did the deed.

And I fell into Dick Cheney's line of fire,

I went down, down, down

'Cause I called him a liar

But it's true, true, true--

Dick Cheney's line of fire,

Dick Cheney's line of fire. 

*Lyrics by JohnnyRussia (with apologies to Johnny & June...)