Jeopardy: Campaign 2008 Edition!

Tonight on Jeopardy!

Senators John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama!

Dum-dee-dum-da-da-da-da-dum-dee-dum... 

ALL: "'The Sad Reality of Presidential Politics' for $10,000,000.00, Alex!"

ALEX: "Answer: Selling out to Goldman-Sachs":

ALL: "What is, 'How I am financing my fall campaign and positioning myself for a two-term Administration'?" 

(After the taping, McCain did say that he wasn't "sure" about his "positioning" much past 2012, other than joking he hoped it was "upright". Obama, meanwhile, asked Hillary if she wanted his advance endorsement for her third Senate run. For some reason, she kept ducking. Alex seemed flustered, muttering something about, "Art Fleming" and how "Merv didn't dig this kind of thing, man.")

He then obsessively yanked on his powdered mustache and yelled at his P.A..   

Cut & paste: 

http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/info-launch.html?project=MCFUND0804&w=980&h=530