Heaven help us all.

     Hey! The Pope's in the house!

     From Reuters:

     During the visit, the pope and Bush and his wife, Laura, who are Methodists, prayed together for the institution of the family, a Vatican spokesman said.

     Both Bush and the pope have said the traditional family, based on the marriage of a man and a woman, is under threat.

     Yeah. That's a helluva threat. We should probably attack somebody. 

     JackRabbit Café is investigating unconfirmed reports that the prayer went something like this:

     Laura Bush: "Dear Jesus: I've stuck with him this long. Can a Methodist First Lady be promoted to Saint?"

     George W. Bush: "Hee hee! Big Guy Jesus! Do you think they can tell that I dipped into the papal wine this mornin'? Hee hee!"

     The Pope: "Heavenly Father: Jesus Christ! It's worse than I thought. How the hell did they elect him twice?"