This literary landmark was written by a Florida plastic surgeon, apparently to help Mommy explain to little Austinmadisonjonasnikolai why she is no longer a recognizable figure around the house. The target demographic will be the thousands of Mommys with new boobs like Dolly Parton, faces-in-progress like Joan Rivers, and/or the desire to compete with Daddy's incredibly hot, blessed-by-nature 20-something secretary.
No wonder Daddy's a workaholic.
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