Friday, March 7, 2008

"Kenny's 'Pop-In' Guest Blog": Bernie King


War is Over if You Want It

I was watching Barack Obama speak after the Texas primary and he was promising the voters that he would end the war by 2009. That’s a pretty noble declaration and I think it’s a great idea. Unfortunately he didn’t offer even a high level explanation of exactly how he would do it. I’m not surprised. Just how to go about ending the war in Iraq is something has plagued not just Obama but the entirety of the Democrat party since they rode the promise of ending the war to win a congressional majority in 2006.

It's been a heartbreaking affair to watch as Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid helped their party squander the closest thing they have had to (dare I say it) a mandate from the voters? You know the mandate they received on the promise of ending the war.

Was anybody paying attention as Pelosi (speaker of the house y’all) cowered down and allowed Jack Murtha (perhaps the only anti-war voice in Congress with any real gravitas) to be gagged, bound, dragged off to the woods, and dumped in the Jersey pines?  Oh, you say Jack was A hot head and not a made guy anyway.

Did the Democrats lock arms and stand in unison to vote “no” on a single measure that would have truly prevented the escalation of the war that took place almost immediately after they took control? Maybe you can help me out here but I’m coming up empty.

Heck, Hillary Clinton is on the Armed Services Committee; I'll bet she's done plenty but don't recall anything specific. I hear she's a real ball of fire, though.

Surely the Democrats must have accomplished something in some way, shape, or form to end the war in Iraq since they took their oaths in January of 2007? I know they promised to end the war so I must be missing something. There's got to be something.

I have always thought the key to accomplishing something is the desire to accomplish it. I mean, if you are kind of on the fence and not committed to making it happen, there’s a strong likelihood that it won’t. You know, because you have to want it. I wonder if ending the war is something the Democrats really want?

War is over if you want. But you got to want it.


Always a friend
Bernie King
www.cdbaby.com/bernieking
www.myspace.com/bernieking
...and...

check out the live footage...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf87bqHyFJ4

Amen, brother. Thanks for the great guest blog.
My own Iraq ax doesn't grind on Obama; I understand and support his campaign pledge to get the hell out of Dubya's dirty little war. Whether a President Obama will provide the leadership necessary to make it happen requires bigger Crystal Balls than I'm packing. But Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid should turn in their "Get Out of Iraq" bumperstickers and get out of the Democratic leadership. They are aimless, rudderless, shameless, and fraudulent. They didn't just personally co-sign Dubya's war checks; they had rubber stamps made of their names and left them and the ink pads on the Oval Office desk.  
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"Must-see" shows for Summer '08...



     Dates pending...
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Sisters of mercy.

Some of you live in the same town as Winter.  This one's for you... 

Copy & paste:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/melissa-baker/
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Thursday, March 6, 2008

One tough SOB


     Gone fishin'.
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I saw this in the Wall Street Journal, of all places.

     A shout out to a killer blog!
     
     I've also added it to my links at the end of JackRabbit Café. 

Bloggers Revive Faded Vinyl

By JOSEPH DE AVILA
March 6, 2008

Vinyl records are going digital.

Scores of obscure recordings and nostalgic favorites are available on the Web -- thanks to a handful of crate diggers who have converted their analog recordings into a digital format. Some of today's record players are even equipped with USB ports to make it easier to convert those dusty records -- hiss, crack, pop and all -- into CDs and digital tracks.

Red Kelly, a 53-year-old retired Long Island Rail Road conductor living in the North Fork of Long Island, N.Y., says he loves the idea of sharing his passion for records through the Web. Mr. Kelly writes a blog called The B-Side and has been posting digital versions of soul songs from obscure 45-rpm records to his site since 2005. Most of these records are out of print and probably won't ever be re-released.

"This page is dedicated to the poor, neglected 'B' sides of all these 45s I have," Mr. Kelly writes on the site. "Let's listen to 'em together."

Mr. Kelly started collecting music when he was 12-years-old, foraging through garage sales and the discount bins at the Salvation Army hunting for music. Now, 40 years later, he's amassed over 10,000 45s. "It kind of drives my wife nuts," he says.

The B-Side is garnering more attention than Mr. Kelly expected -- the site gets about 30,000 to 40,000 page views a month. He's even getting calls from some of the artists that he idolizes, such as '60s and '70s soul and R&B singer Joe Simon. "People are talking to me like I'm somebody," he says. "It has blown my mind."

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L.D.


Larry David, from today's Huffington Post (the pic came from there, too):

Here's an idea for an Obama ad: a montage of Clinton's Sybillish personalities that have surfaced during the campaign with a solemn voiceover at the end saying, "Does anyone want this nut answering the phone?"

How is it that she became the one who's perceived as more equipped to answer that 3 a.m. call than the unflappable Obama? He, with the ice in his veins, who doesn't panic when he's losing or get too giddy when he's winning, who's as comfortable in his own skin as she's uncomfortable in hers. There have been times in this campaign when she seemed so unhinged that I worried she'd actually kill herself if she lost. Every day, she reminds me more and more of Adele H., who also had an obsession that drove her insane.

A few weeks ago, I started to feel sorry for her. Oh Christ, let her win already...Who cares...It's not worth it. There's not that much difference between them. She can have it. Anything to avoid watching her descend into madness. So I switched. I started rooting for her. It wasn't that hard. Compromise comes easy to me. I was on board.

And then I saw the ad.

I watched, transfixed, as she took the 3 a.m. call...and I was afraid...very afraid. Suddenly, I realized the last thing this country needs is that woman anywhere near a phone. I don't care if it's 3 a.m. or 10 p.m. or any other time. I don't want her talking to Putin, I don't want her talking to Kim Jong Il, I don't want her talking to my nephew. She needs a long rest. She needs to put on a sarong and some sun block and get away from things for a while, a nice beach somewhere -- somewhere far away, where there are...no phones.


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Introducing "Kenny's 'Pop-In' Guest Blog"!


     Hi! I'm Kenny, the original 'pop-in' guest! 
     I knew JohnnyRussia's parents. We used to 'pop-in' on 'em, way back when they lived in that house on the river, way up near the Canadian border. In we'd pop, and, my, the times we had!
     I'm here to tell you about "Kenny's 'Pop-In' Guest Blog", a new feature on JackRabbit Café! JohnnyRussia asked me--as the original 'pop-in' guest--to ask you to feel free to e-mail him your thoughts, views, feelings, biases, tall tales, half-truths, and outright lies, and he'll look 'em over and post the ones that fit! 
     The New York Times has a motto: "All the news that's fit to print"; JackRabbit Café's motto is kinda like that: "All the s*** that fits is still s***!"
     Just type "Kenny" in the subject line, and send it to: johnnyrussia@gmail.com. JohnnyRussia only asks that you watch the length and leave the really bad language to him. 
     So, take it from Kenny, the original 'pop-in' guest: You've actually been invited--we never were!  
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Write On!


     I love blogging because I love to write. It's just that simple. But blogging is so much fun because it can also encompass pictures, video, and sound to tell a story. It is now the closest I've ever come to having an actual hobby.
     On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft by Stephen King is one of the books my sister Mary sent me for Christmas last year. I've mentioned it before--several times. I keep going back to it, and share here its closing:
     Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well. It's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy. Some of this book--perhaps too much--has been about how I learned to do it. Much of it has been about how you can do it better. The rest of it--and perhaps the best of it--is a permission slip: you can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will. Writing is magic, as much the water of life as any other creative art. The water is free. So drink.
     Drink and be filled up.
     I'm headed for the well.   
     
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What's in a name?

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Pull up to the pump.

A pic from today's L.A. Times:

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Trade is never "free"


I've cut and pasted a section of an analysis (in yellow) by Media Matters, concerning comments by Karl Rove, made on the only network dumb enough to hire him:

During an interview on the March 5 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends, Sen. Barack Obama stated that he "believe[s] in trade, but ... we've got to strengthen the core labor and environmental standards in agreements like NAFTA." In an "instant analysis" segment after the interview, Fox News contributor Karl Rove claimed that there is "a difference between" Obama's current position on NAFTA and "what Senator Obama said in 2004, when he ran for the Senate and said we need more trade agreements like NAFTA." But Rove cited no specific 2004 comments by Obama or news stories about Obama; in fact, Obama's statement on Fox & Friends echoed his position on trade as reported in a September 27, 2004, Chicago Tribune article (retrieved from the Nexis news database).

The Tribune article stated: "Obama agrees that new trade agreements need to be brokeredthough he said those new agreements should promote basic worker rights and environmental protections." The article later reported, " 'As part of any current or future trade agreement negotiations, our nation must address the dislocations caused by expanded global trade,' Obama said, 'by maintaining workers' basic benefits and helping them retrain and by providing communities hit with plant closings with tools and strategies to remain viable.' "

Several other reports in 2004 quoted Obama saying new trade agreements should promote worker rights and environmental protections, including:

  • A July 17, 2004, Economist article that reported Obama "wants to 'review' NAFTA to check it includes safeguards for American workers, as well as the environment."
  • An August 2, 2004, Washington Times article that said, "Mr. Obama is a critic of NAFTA and has said that the United States should 'retool trade agreements to include protections for American workers and the global environment.' "
  • An October 20, 2004, Associated Press article, which stated that Obama "[b]elieves tariffs could cause other countries to impose restrictions on U.S. goods, hurting manufacturers; wants NAFTA renegotiated to include worker and environmental protections; believes the World Trade Organization helps bring about fair deals that protect workers worldwide."
  • An October 31, 2004, Chicago Sun-Times article that said of Obama's trade policy: "Opposes tariffs, saying foreign countries might retaliate in kind against U.S. exports; would renegotiate the North American Free Trade Agreement to protect workers and the environment."

During his appearance on Fox & Friends, Rove also stated: "[I]f you're gonna renegotiate NAFTA, what do you, what do you think the Canadians and Mexicans are gonna be asking for? I mean, it's -- the likelihood of us renegotiating this is just -- he flipped in order to get votes in Ohio." But the September 2004 Tribune article reported:"Obama said, if elected [to the U.S. Senate], he would press for NAFTA's renegotiation because the current deal contains inadequate labor and environmental standards."

Hey, Karl---you blood-sucking leech---Obama did say in 2004 that the WTO and NAFTA benefitted U.S. exports, which is accurate--volume-wise--in various sectors. But he has also been leery of NAFTA, and his comments and cynicism regarding the treaty have seemed to remain consistent. 

NAFTA supporters and detractors alike can ask any freight forwarder at any such company (most of whom are run by pro-NAFTA management); they can usually quote shipment counts off the top of their heads. They are odd that way.  Yes, certain export volumes increased, and truck traffic exploded. The ultimate cost of those increases under NAFTA is debatable, however, when one factors in environmental and worker health issues and U.S. manufacturing's job losses related to the Mexican border and interior.  

The Canadian border story is its own animal. My life-long pal Darryl LaPierre has worked for customs brokers along the U.S./Canadian border in both New York State and Maine for close to 30 years. He is also responsible for introducing me to this racket, but I'm not angry anymore. He has sent me some of his views and hands-on experiences, which I'll try to post when NAFTA again rears its ugly head. 

It's an Election Year; lots of ugly heads in rears.

Ultimately, I hope Obama continues to remain in favor of a treaty renegotiation that addresses the things "fast-tracking" blew by. While this may seem strange since many of my peers support NAFTA, I can't ignore the many bad parts.

(I've worked in the trade and transport business for almost a quarter-century, and I often feel like Al Pacino in Godfather III; "Every time I try to get out, they pull me back in!")    

Below is Obama's voting record on trade, via Project Vote Smart. He voted "NO" on CAFTA implementation measures, with "YES" votes on the Oman agreement and its implementation (also likely in need of renegotiation, and--for me--puzzling Obama votes), which target reduction and elimination of certain tariffs and duty rates in that region. Once again, however, environmental and worker health issues are given short shrift, according to the AFL-CIO, and over 350 other watchdog groups, and cited on the AFL-CIO's official blog.

My general opinion is that if the Bush administration touches it, it's probably crap. It will be a Big-Business boondoggle and crony give-away and will likely poison someone, too.

(Sorry, Karl. I don't see too much of an Obama flip-flop on NAFTA. Media Matters's Nexis search didn't uncover any hard discrepencies, either. But since I couldn't decipher your disjointed sputtering, quoted above, maybe we've all misunderstood you. Doubtful though, huh? Too bad that whole "Bush's Brain" thing has left you looking so--what's the word?--insane. Good luck with your fellow jackals at FOX News, though. Do Roger Ailes's gills look creepy close up?)  

Hillary Clinton cast identical votes on these 5 issues, but as evidence of her "experience", she was an early, avid supporter of NAFTA as First Lady, back when Barack was still honing his audacity of hope.   

Trade Issues

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DateBill TitleVote
12/04/2007United States-Peru Trade AgreementNV
09/19/2006U.S.-Oman Free Trade Agreement ImplementationY
06/29/2006U.S. -Oman Free Trade AgreementY
07/28/2005CAFTA Implementation BillN
06/30/2005CAFTA Implementation BillN

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I went for a walk on a winter's day (cont'd)




It's hard out here for a pimp...
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From today's NYT


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/05/opinion/06thur1.html?hp
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"Timeless & ageless"


     An ever-alert friend of JackRabbit Café--the exceedingly-lovely Ms. Denise--has alerted the News Desk to the following item from London: 
  Keith Richards is the new face of Louis Vuitton, the French luggage and handbag maker. About the only thing that I know about Louis Vuitton is that O.J. Simpson had one of the company's bags with him on his L.A. return just after he hacked his wife and her friend to bits.
  According to Rita Clifton, head of the Brit division of a brand consulting firm, "Keith Richards is timeless and ageless. He's lived his life on the edge but he's not a sleaze bag. He's lean and mean and he's still current."
  (And he's still alive.)  

***UPDATE: The World's Second Coolest Man (Dylan is the First) is donating the money he received to be a supermodel to the Climate Project, spearheaded by Nobel Prize winner Al Gore.***
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Today's wintry mix in Redondo Beach: sunny & 70's...


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My Dylan-in-GDL post has been linked by "Expecting Rain"


     Expecting Rain is a popular Bob-centric website. They've picked up my Dylan GDL post.
     Their site is accessible by clicking their link via the list at the bottom of this blog.
     Kinda cool...
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Oh, those wacky Swiss

This is a really stupid idea:


The good news is that U.S. gun nuts can't run off to their local Wal-Mart and scoop 'em up. They're illegal here (so far), because the barrel is less than 3 inches long. 

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or... 
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approve this message.

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All aboard the "BULL$#&* EXPRESS"

AKA: "I used to be an Episcopalian, but---BABY---I'm a BAPTIST now!"

"My friends"...

Invest in flag lapel pins. Should be hot (again) for fall. 

Halle--%#$@*&%--lujah


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Wow. They cancelled "Gomer Pyle".

Shazam!
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Estilo de Charles de la cerveza.


     Mi sobrino, I like your style.
     That teacher had it about right: Continue "dripping with irony."
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I grew up in the '70's, but I didn't hear THAT!

Saw this item today, which I've cut & pasted below:


High on Mount Sinai, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week.

Such mind-altering substances formed an integral part of the religious rites of Israelites in biblical times, Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem wrote in the Time and Mind journal of philosophy.

"As far Moses on Mount Sinai is concerned, it was either a supernatural cosmic event, which I don't believe, or a legend, which I don't believe either, or finally, and this is very probable, an event that joined Moses and the people of Israel under the effect of narcotics," Shanon told Israeli public radio on Tuesday.

Moses was probably also on drugs when he saw the "burning bush," suggested Shanon, who said he himself has dabbled with such substances.

"The Bible says people see sounds, and that is a clasic phenomenon," he said citing the example of religious ceremonies in the Amazon in which drugs are used that induce people to "see music."

He mentioned his own experience when he used ayahuasca, a powerful psychotropic plant, during a religious ceremony in Brazil's Amazon forest in 1991. "I experienced visions that had spiritual-religious connotations," Shanon said.

He said the psychedelic effects of ayahuasca were comparable to those produced by concoctions based on bark of the acacia tree, that is frequently mentioned in the Bible.

Timothy Leary's ghost was unavailable for comment.

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El Guapos Serenade





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OH, TX, VT & RI: Will Hill still love 'em tomorrow, or will Barack rock 'em?




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Monday, March 3, 2008

Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk makes "The Colbert Report"!


     I just about fell out of my chair tonight. My old Russian stomping grounds got a shout-out on "The Colbert Report". 
     You can find the video (originally aired 2/28, I think) on the Comedy Central website (vodka optional).
     I replaced it with video of Todd Snider performing "Enjoy Yourself", which has been played in Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk on many occasions. 
     
 
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"With 20 pounds of headlines, stapled to his chest."


     Well, I'm bringing it all back home and pretty beat up, but exhilarated from the fine time in Guadalajara with my nephew Charles and Bob Dylan.
     Charles mentioned in his guest blog that I'd be quoted in El Publico, Guadalajara's daily newspaper, with my take on the superb show at Auditorio Telmex. But first, a little background.
     Earlier in the day, sleep-deprived but adrenalized, I took a taxi to meet Charles at a 7-11 he suggested. We tipped over a couple of cervezas at an outdoor café, along with a shot of Herradura just to be proper. We then left in search of a Brazilian restaurant recommended highly by Charles. Street addresses being but an approximation in Guadalajara, we found it by feel.
     Good call. The food, the festivities, the young Brazilian girls on stage, shake, shake, shaking to that crazy beat. Yum. The food, too.     
     So now it's Bob Hour, and our timing couldn't have worked better even with the tour manager's input. We strode into the sparkling theater--just 6 months old---had time to grab a beer, found the killer seats scored by El Diablo de Guadalajara, and just moments later, an on-time and animated Bob and Band hit the stage. And Guadalajara was love sick. Hearing the predominately Spanish-speaking crowd sing, "How does it feeeeeeellll?" has to be one of my high points, and to share it with mi sobrino was muy bueno.
     I'll spare you the song-by-song review. That's pointless. I'm a big-picture guy. However, immediately after the show, Charles and I were holding court with the locals at the bar in the theater when a young girl approached, with a pencil in her hand. "What did you think of the show?", she asked me with a grin. I said that Bob's voice sounded like "life". She really liked that one; actually said it was going to make her cry, again. I don't know what made her shed her tears the first time. 
     The girl was a reporter for El Publico. When she asked my favorite song in the set, I told her that though I knew the theater was new, I felt as if Highway 61 almost blew its roof off. And, yes, she quoted me.
     I also tried to explain the significance of the actual Highway 61 to her, and she paraphrased that, too, in the text of her article.      
     So I've made the news in Russia and now in Mexico. I'll have to stir things up in Taipei next.
     
     ***Here's the link. It's in Spanish, but--um--I was in Guadalajara! Scroll through to see the quote attributed to me:
     http://www.milenio.com/guadalajara/milenio/nota.asp?id=595732
 
        
       
          
       
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Muy BUENO!

Guadalajara, Mexico
University of Guadalajara
Auditorio Telmex

March 2, 2008

1.Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat (Bob on electric guitar)
2.Lay, Lady, Lay (Bob on electric guitar)
3.I'll Be Your Baby Tonight (Bob on electric guitar)
4.Ballad Of A Thin Man (Bob on keyboard and harp)
5.Rollin' And Tumblin' (Bob on keyboard)
6.Spirit On The Water (Bob on keyboard and harp)
7.A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall (Bob on keyboard)
8.Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again
(Bob on keyboard)
9.Workingman's Blues #2 (Bob on keyboard)
10.Things Have Changed (Bob on keyboard)
11.When The Deal Goes Down (Bob on keyboard)
12.Highway 61 Revisited (Bob on keyboard)
13.Nettie Moore (Bob on keyboard)
14.Summer Days (Bob on keyboard)
15.Like A Rolling Stone (Bob on keyboard)
  
 (1st encore)
16.Thunder On The Mountain (Bob on keyboard)
17.All Along The Watchtower (Bob on keyboard)
  
 (2nd encore)
18.Blowin' In The Wind (Bob on keyboard and harp)
  
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Sunday, March 2, 2008

I'm just happy to be here...

     Bob. Guadalajara. Epic.
     Here is Mexico Operative, esteemed guest blogger and my all-'round fabulous nephew Charles to expound on His Bobness:
     
He walks onto stage looking like he just walked out of the Civil War. And walks off like he's back to it. Maybe in the final shot, he'll win the war...

Bob and his band are some motherf$&@*! He even looks slightly evil, dressed all in black, all 5'5" of him. He and his Band.  Bob may be 66, but his combination of Chuck Berry, Johnny Cash, and Bob Dylan makes him badder than I'll ever be.

Bob's Mexican-male-stripper-promoter Sergio Mayer may not be well liked in Mexico, but the whiz kid did bring Bob to Mexico for the first time since 1991. And the review of one John "Tio Loco" Conyne will be in this week's edition of  "El Publico," Guadalajara's main daily.

Some might wonder how a non-Spanish speaking man may have charmed a Mexican girl reporter.  How could they have persuaded you? I think he suckered her in when he said that "Bob's voice sounds like life."  The reporter almost cried when he said that, and she was hooked...

I, too, am hooked. Bob growled while his band backed up his boasts.  The best news is that Bob is putting Mexican bookends on his Latin American tour: Zacatecas Plaza, March 25th, 4 hours from Guadalajara, free concert. Bob twice in 23 days is something to aspire to. I will be there.

And I will be buying "El Publico" every day until John Conyne's review is there... 

         

 
      
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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Daddy's little boy certainly is a chatty little fellow (Bloodlust, cont'd)


Steinbrenner: Sox Nation propaganda

Posted: Saturday March 01, 2008 09:08AM ET

Hank Steinbrenner says he isn't adding gasoline to the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry by saying theRed Sox take a backseat to his team when it comes to marketing their brand. "You can't create any controversy with fact," Steinbrenner said last night when reached for his reaction to an upcoming magazine story. "You can ask any marketing expert who is the No. 1 brand of any team in any sport in the country, and it's theYankees. We are the No. 1 brand in the country." In the article, Steinbrenner accuses ESPN as being an accomplice to spreading the "Red SoxNation" propaganda because ESPN is "filled withRed Sox fans." Last night Steinbrenner was a tad contrite. "Maybe I shouldn't have said that about ESPN because I watch ESPN in the morning like everybody else," Steinbrenner said. "I like ESPN."

***From the NY Post, via Fannation.com 


Add gasoline and toss a match! Let's burn Schilling's painted sock and Manny's phony dreadlocks!  

 Play BALL! 

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